Friday, 1 February 2013
Serious conversation with Jazz
Friday, 31 August 2012
Interesting conversations
Jazz: Daddy, next time can you do craft with me?
Daddy: Okay, what craft? Starcraft or Warcraft?
I flipped upon hearing. My man has been too hooked on online gaming!
Conversation 2
Daddy: Jareth, drink your nan nan
Mummy: Can you not use baby language
Daddy: Jareth, can you consume your white liquid from the cow
I burst out laughing, so 'profound!'
Conversation 3
The kids were given some notes for their little banks.
Mummy: Jazzelle, can you allow didi to keep his note
Jazzelle: But sharing makes playing more fun and helping makes playing more fun
Mummy: Okay, you're nice!
What else can I say for being so 'helpful'
Conversation 4
It was raining heavily while we were in the car
Jazz: Daddy, is the car painful?
Daddy: Oh yes, the raindrops are so big and heavy
Jazz: Then got blood?
Conversation 5
Jazz: Mummy, do you know I love all the red things?
Mummy: Like what?
Jazz: Like blood
This little girl is giving me some scare
Saturday, 31 March 2012
Interesting conversations
Interesting conversation 1
Dad: Jazzelle, can you get a tissue for me?
Jazz: Why?
Dad: I got a runny nose
Jazz: Where where? I see
Dad: Here, see, runny nose
Jazz: Ok, take yourself
After all the questions, she refused to help.
Interesting conversation 2
On the road to a destination
Mum: Where are we, daddy?
Jazz: Singapore
Interesting conversation 3
Jazz: Mummy, I want godilocks story
Mum: Ok. Once upon a time, there was a girl with curly golden hair...
Jazz: Then she throw her ipad away
Mum: Huh?
Jazz: Daddy said goldilocks throw the ipad
Mum: Ok, that's daddy's version
Jazz: Daddy, godilocks threw the ipad away right?
Dad: Yes. What else she did? You tell mummy.
Jazz: Then she eat bee tai mak and kway teow...
With such interesting bedtime story, I wonder how to get a kid to sleep.
Interesting conversation 4
Jazz: I need space mummy
Mum: ok, here
Jazz: No, I want to sit to the right
Mum: Wow, you know your right and left. Where's your right hand?
Jazz: Here. *Lifting her right arm
Mum: Where's your left hand?
Jazz: Here. *Lifting her left arm
Mum: Right foot? Left foot? (She got both right)
Mum: Right nose, left nose?
Jazz: I don't have. Only got one.
Ok, I think she passed the test well.
Interesting conversation 5
Mum: Ouch! Your stub!
Dad: This is very useful, can make your kids laugh. See, every part of the body is useful.
Mum: No, you told me appendicitis are useless
Dad: Ya. Err, no. It's useful, for doctors to cut.
To keep doctors on job.